Monday, May 18, 2015

Challenge Knoxville 2015, some (hundred and something) photos!

Insert bemoaning about not being able to race. (I wasn't bothered by the fact up until race day... I miss racing!!)

The Cobb Mobb was out and about, with Thomas Gerlach right off the podium in 4th (I'm sure his blog will have a recap of some...shitty happenings from his day...) and Nick Brodnicki finishing strong in the pro race. William Ritter had a tough day in the half with a flat. (along with a trip back to Texas post race!) Sharon Deane won the Athena division. Other Mobbsters were on course doing work! Jimmy brought out the magical pink Unicorn cheering outfit.

Now that that is out of the way, we'll get right to the ice cream. I got a good amount of pictures, particularly from T1 Exit, but unfortunately I'm a better triathlete than I am photographer (which means I can "sometimes" get the camera on and pointed in the right direction) which, mixed with my low end camera and downpour that was going on, means they aren't the best pictures in the world. Nonetheless, have a look, see if I got a shot of you or someone you know. Enjoy!







Sharon, William and Jimmy on the dock



escort to transition

Martin, RD for Racedayevents volunteering

William with no helmet ;)


Race Morning


Wetsuit rip glued back together

Dye on his way out




Dimond!









Thomas headed out









Rocky Top Multisports... what a bunch of goofballs











































This guy had to dismount immediately (before mount line) but he did an awesome job on, off and on again, especially having shoes on.






William Ritter heading out








Another Dimond, Borden maybe?






























This was a slick paintjob on this Dimond


Nick Morgan heading in to t1


Nick heading out

Don't do 40 miles...don't do 40 miles... dangit...did 40 miles


Bill Beecher coming out



Sharon through the swim






go go go

Jimmy posing in front of the Sunsphere


Dye crushing the run


Hey guys...buy Cobb saddles








I made sure to get a picture of Thomas and Jimmy in the same frame ;)








Bill Beecher snagging 3rd in the Oly








After flatting out, William decided to get his run in anyways








Dye with an absurd lead 



Thomas bringing it in





Aww... a wife / hubby moment

Nick, having made his own course (doing 40 miles on the bike instead of 25) laughing it off

Finally I managed to get a picture of Nick



Surprise Doc!

William a bit disappointed

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Sharon right after finishing... she looks thrilled

Thomas Getting paid

Again, sorry about the quality... congratulations to everyone who competed on a tough day. Glad everyone ended up (relatively) unscathed. Lots of crashes, could have been a lot worse.

Thanks for checking out the blog... more reviews in the coming days... I got my hand on an Omega X that is ready for a breakdown.

- Christopher Morelock

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

A short, painful race report. Berry Peddler TT

I'm happy to have a race report back on the books.

I admit, I was back and forth on whether or not I was ready to return to racing... not from the physical sense (I know I'm not back in "form" or anywhere close yet.) but mentally. I had doubts as to whether or not I was ready to get back in the racing mindset, and whether or not I could push myself to finish as well as I could when I knew it wouldn't be anywhere near where I was last year.

Eventually I realized I needed to HTFU and get my butt back in the game. So I came up with a compromise. I would race the Berry Peddler TT, but not the road race. This was a practical move, since the Cat5 road race was 30something miles, and I've yet to ride 30 miles yet. I figured the first time probably shouldn't be in a race setting. A 6 mile TT though... I could do that, and if I fudged it up, my embarrassment wouldn't involve a lonely ride off the back... it would be a lonely ride the whole time!

I'll just say... knocking off some of the cobwebs will take some work. You could take my preparation routine and classify it in the "ways not to warm up and execute a time trial race." By warm up I mean I got slicked into my new Knoxvelo skinsuit, fastened my Specialized TT helmet and spun down the road for a few minutes... honestly it's the first time I've been on the "road" since before November, so I was a little rusty. I didn't pre-ride the course, stopped my warmup about 10 minutes before my start time, didn't drink enough water before hand... you know, basically all of the things you read not to do.

Me all "alien" and Jenny trying not to be embarrassed about it.
Heading out after finally managing to clip in.

Then it was go time. Unfortunately there was no handler, so it was a foot down start, and I showed my unfamiliarity with clipping in by very nearly missing on takeoff.  Once I'm in and down in aero a thought hits me... man this is uncomfortable... how the hell did I ride like this for 50+ miles.  Around the first sweeping bend I get another unpleasant surprise, the wind whips rather hard and somehow knocks one of my contact lenses out of my eye! I've never had that happen before! I very nearly call it a day right then and there, as I already hurt and I'm half blind (literally) and squinting just to see what's in the road ahead of me.  I also am a giant dummy who didn't adjust my TT helmet, despite it having an easy dial sizing, so every minute or so I was pushing the tip of the helmet back down. Nice.

Hurting... so much hurting

The kit actually matches my bike/helmet/gloves/covers almost perfect...coincidence ftw!

Finish Strong!

Here you get a good look at extra hair and extra pounds I've gained in my off months.

As the halfway point (180° turn) comes into "sight" I take some pride in not wiping out and maiming myself and/or the volunteer. I feel absolutely terrible. I've gone out entirely too optimistic hard and I've got to limp back for three miles seemingly endless incline. My neck begs for relief but I try to make one moral stand and that's that I stay as aero as possible. Eventually though the incline gets the best of me and I get out of aero (and the saddle) to do some grinding... at one time in the small chainring. (gasp!) With signs telling me the end is nigh I tap into the last bit of energy I have and try to finish strong. As soon as I cross the line I can barely hold it together... it was a bit of a physical and emotional roller coaster. I cool down a bit and find Jenny, Jimmy, Sharon and my mom.

Jimmy snagged 4th in the Cat4 road race and 2nd in the TT... on someone else's bike!

Sharon, Jimmy and myself trying to cheese after the TT

Somehow, due to some very, very good luck (along with only a few of us being under 40) I managed to sneak onto the podium in 3rd place!

Knoxvelo/Hicks Orthodontics team

The Cobb Mobb crew, Allison, myself, Jimmy and Sharon.
So, despite it being a rough six miles, I got to take one step closer to coming back to my old self. It's a harder process than I expected... honestly I've been surprised at just how much power and endurance I've lost... but it'll all come back soon with enough blood sweat and tears. (I hope)

As always, thanks for checking out the blog! Challenge Knoxville is this weekend and although I won't be racing I should be running around taking pictures. I'll be wearing my Cobb Mobb gear, so if you see me, say hi!

- Christopher Morelock

Monday, May 4, 2015

Pictures from 30A, and musings from the laziest Wit in history.

Oh bittersweet times... I'm back from the beach and re-introduced to "normal" life. More than that, I started my first day of the LEAP Immunocalm diet (with the slightest of variation... I will have my coffee every day.) But more importantly I have pictures and wit to share from beautiful 30a!

Let me just say the week was far too short considering just how little I actually did. This is the first time I've ever been in the position where I didn't have much to worry about in regards to my fitness (that is to say, I didn't have any to lose) so I went full bore beach bum. I ate some terrible (but wonderful) food, drank entirely too little water and too much booze, and didn't do much more strenuous than ride my fixie down the street to get (a late) breakfast. All in all, it was pretty darn awesome!

Of course you don't want to hear me tell you about how great it was when I can just show it off! Starting of course with a good mugshot.


Me and the missus enjoying brunch at Great Southern Cafe
A friendly gator cheesing for the camera at a nearby pond.

Sunset on 30a is truly a thing of beauty. The deserted beach doesn't hurt either.


There is a professional sand castle building squad... they did this right in front of our beach chairs one morning!

One of the coolest looking shots I got. The sunset is ridiculous!

Wes' big head in the foreground, and another shot of the water in the background.

These are almost Monet skies.

Praline Brown Sugar Bacon from Cowgirl Kitchen. Yes, I ate here multiple times and it was awesome.
Being totally shown up by the missus practicing her yoga.

On my last night. Just me and Sinatra sitting on the roof of our condo. The best Jack Daniels I've ever had.

So I'm recharged and ready to get back to training and racing! I'm probably going to do a short time trial this weekend (!) to really get an impression of how far I've got to go again.


Thank you all so much for checking out the blog and keeping up with me. More reviews, more pictures, more blogging, more WIT to come!

- Christopher Morelock